do herpes really smell.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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