I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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