Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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