So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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