Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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