doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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