I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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