Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We're too hungover to prance.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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