Well apparently he's into motor boating.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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