Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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