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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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