i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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