That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
be right there i have to get my cape
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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