I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
how drunk are you?
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