OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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