ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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