I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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