what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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