I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
we're so committed to being not committed
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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