After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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