The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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