She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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