Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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