that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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