Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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