Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
