my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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