you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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