Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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