even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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