Whod you bang
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
