Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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