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steve butabi!
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I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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