im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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