He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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