well I can't set my house on fire every night
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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