where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
