FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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