It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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