She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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