it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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