I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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