I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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