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Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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