:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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