508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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