I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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