Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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