do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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