She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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