It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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