and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
