Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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