There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
