giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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